The Chap and Hendrick's Olympics

Since its inception, The Chap magazine has tirelessly dedicated itself to the preservation of the proper English gentleman. To this lot, an umbrella, a pipe and a dry martini constitute life's true essentials. It's no surprise then that their annual Olympics have little to do with lycra, personal bests or, indeed, any real sport. Instead, expect a sea of tweed, the odd three-legged limbo contest and possibly a spot of competitive gin-and-tonic making. Decorative facial hair is strongly encouraged, but not essential.

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